Comments on: Creepy Burger King

By: James

James — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 12:39:29 +0000

I’m no vegetarian, as you need to put some meat in your diet (I love animals, but the fact is: we arn’t designed to be vegans, as chimpanzees do eat meat), but this oversizing of this omlete sandwich needs to be addressed. And that bun is a problem as it’s an insulin spiker. Put on top of that, all the hydronated oils they use in their foods.

By: johnny

johnny — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 14:40:48 +0000

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By: J-Love

J-Love — Wed, 05 Oct 2005 13:23:53 +0000

You may have a point there – the creepy Burger King Man does kind of look like he’s made of wood…

By: Juicio

Juicio — Wed, 05 Oct 2005 04:34:21 +0000

Since the king is promoting something so barbaric and dastardly as eating beloved childhood characters, what do you propose the lumberjack do? Keep in mind that he’s holding a chainsaw.

By: J-Love

J-Love — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 21:10:20 +0000

Clearly, Juicio, you are misinforming the public (or at least the perverted faction of which reads your blog). Burger King Man proposes that you indulge yourself in the tasty victuals of pig, cow, and…. more pig – an action that, as you point out, is barbaric and decidedly unappetizing. Mr. Lector simply feasted on the flesh of innocent humans. I’m sure he would never hurt Wilbur and Bessy.