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Cheney Hunting Guide

What Atrios has learned:

Every conservative on the internet is an avid hunter and they’ve all been shot multiple times.

Shotguns aren’t really guns, just toys. You can’t really hurt people with them, only animals.

It’s standard hunter etiquette to yell and scream at your fellow hunters as they’re stalking their prey.

The most dangerous place to be is behind the people with the guns.

And Dick Cheney was not drunk, so stop saying that.

(Image via NeedleNose)

One Comment

    • J-Love
    • Posted February 16, 2006 at 10:32 am
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    Which one of the above is more elusive? I think the WMD might give the unicorn a run for its money……
    Unless, of course, you’re in the United States – where there are enough WMDs to blow up the world countless times over! Maybe we should be searching for unicorns in Iraq.

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