Exxon Mobile Earnings

At the same time when Exxon Mobile is asking to be relieved of their $5 billion in damages for the 1989 Valdez oil spill, they just recorded the highest quarterly profit ever for a public company. Remember how it was supposed to be a bad quarter because of those pesky little hurricanes? Apparently, price gouging paid off. Check out those numbers:

$116 Million Per Day
$4.9 Million Per Hour
$1,347.37 Per Second

I wish I could make that kinda cash. Of course, I don’t wish that I was an unjust self-centered corporation. Check out ExxposeExxon.com for more info. (via ThinkProgress)